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oppaibimbo: whatwhoresarefor: You’re job as a woman is to be as pleasing to men as possible. Implants are a necessity. Even if you have to get ones that are absurdly big for your body, your job is to make your man happy. Aspire to BIGGER things
awesometits: Follow my blogs: Fuck Yeah, Awesome Tits! and The Boiler! bigwilly43: BigWilly ( . Y . ) Wow, those tits are perfect. Absurdly good.
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peacethelily: roachpatrol: antikythera-astronomy: Sunset on Mars hell yes hell yes hell fucking yes We are alive to see a sunset from another planet This is absurdly impressive.
starlight6x6: I believe in aliens but not like in the conspiracy theorist sense more like in the “the notion that in this infinitely-huge universe our planet is the only one with life on it is fucking absurd” sense
fumbledeegrumble: zestful-guitar: gallusrostromegalus: luxtempestas: antenna? check. claws? check. nonsensical taxonomy? check. lets roll out. Please behold the Completely Fucking Absurd Noise these animals make, which is Almost Entirely Unlike
teaboot:sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat:sjdjfjvifieifigigirje-deactivat:quantum mechanics is so fucking absurd electrons be like “i am going to disobey all laws of probability and classical mechanics, unless you attempt to perceive me in which case
demilypyro:demilypyro:demilypyro:demilypyro:looking at the blizzard diversity stats again and honestly it never stops being funny it’s all so absurd group chat is fucking living tonight
alagaisia:alagaisia:alagaisia:Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically
majinorc: Demons in Peril! - by bogrim(commisioned by Croup) “Grah! This is absurd! There’s no way these ropes should be enough to hold me, the mighty king of oni!” “Bah! You think that’s gonna impress me? I’m a fucking demon GOD!
absurd-ailurophile: atalana: you know for all the lazytown memes i’m surprised no one’s dug up the old website yet like look at this fucking dinosaur it’s got everything character clips ft. horrifically low res images a very early 2000s version
FUCK it kills me when women do this. I just feel like going “Fine. Yer a huge bitch. Don’t eat any babies on the way home.” and then just walking past her at an absurd distance like shes GIGANTIC. Gah.
rocketcat15: Allers, getting her throat fucked.This was a request, but I absurdly overdid it because I was bored today - which is why it’s so goddamn long. (And the cum is grey because I suck at lighting.)WebM
byeproxy replied to your post:fairy tail is so fucking stupid. no wonder its… i wish one punch man would update more frequently One Punch Man is too radical, and Yusuke Murata has to put an absurd amount of detail into the comic to keep it from
clophalla: the-smiling-pony: cyclideon: “hmm. well, i could make principled arguments against trump and sanders. or i could not only pull a false equivalency, but also defend a company that crushes local economies, enforces absurd targets for its
itsbenedict:idreamshit:itsbenedict:you’re out of slugs. you’re out of slime.Not if I become immortal hey this is the wildest response i’ve seen on this post. how does being immortal prevent you from running out of slugs and/or slime.
gallusrostromegalus:debellatis:catchymemes:This is…. Absurdly cute. What the fuck.It’s worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:All summer
Just a look at some of the absurd shit tumblr is flagging now. I’d say a good 40-50% of my content without nudity has been flagged. Great job guys.Please go sign this petition.
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bobgoesw00t: satterthm: fairytailwitch: sakamoto’s so fucking wild man what THE FUCK IS THIS ANIME OH MYGOD IT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY ABSURD. i’d watch it. OMFG, WTF HAVE I STUMBLED INTO NOW INTERNET
2hot2bstr8: how do you spell/translate “i want to fuck his brains out and lick every millimeter of his skin” in Russian? Kirill, you are so handsome it’s absurd and your cock is PERFECT♡
omegaman-zero: omegaman-zero: omegaman-zero: I love looking up VAs other roles and being absolutely fucking baffled by them Exhibit A: Exhibit B, which is, against all odds, even more absurd:
a-little-bit-absurd: Yep. Only fat, lazy people drive cars. Only skinny, fit people ride bikes. Seriously fuck right off. Not to mention the fact that not all people are able to ride bikes, so fuck off again.
albinwonderland: fandomsandfeminism: dieluftmensch: c3l3s: what the actual fuck Halloween season is like this 2 month long competition of “What is the most absurd thing we can sexualized for ladies!?” (Along with a concurrent competition
I can’t find a group order for the snowbell miku nendo coming out for wonfes so it looks like I get to pay that absurd shipping charge if I order her from good smile’s online shop
sneakyfeets:frostthorn:dead game confirmedHOLY FUCK THEIR SUBS MUST BE ABSURDLY DEAD Intro new feature to make/trade gold and maybe help kill some of the hackers = OH NOPE MUST BE DEAD GAME TROLLOLOLOLOLUh … how about not? it’s been going
prochoice-or-gtfo: callmegoddess618: cathugging: insertoriginalblogurlhere: cathugging: thespectacularspider-girl: imsogayduuude: Considering my sexuality and my life circumstances, this tweet can fuck off. This generation is absurdly soft and
131-di: illogicalhumanoid: brickiestsurgeon: 131-di: the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument talk dirty to me Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before??? reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
nltm: having an ounce of privacy should not be this difficult in any setting, it’s fucking absurd and I just hate my living conditions so much all the time
mywetslutyhole: sizequeenconfessions: Sadly I don’t see Jamal as much anymore since college, but he’s always kind enough to pay me a visit with that absurdly FAT cock of his when he comes through town ;) Fucking hot….Jessa
socially-awkward-platypus: ccumberbitched: evenifitisagainstslytherin: black-dawg: hurtlamb: Matthew Cornell are you kidding me ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’m glad I’m not the only one that has these kinds of reactions to absurdly beautiful
the-adebisi-wombosi-identity: tricountyshit: callmekitto: ohmygil: bythepowercosmic: White people mad already rofl are you fucking kidding me unsurprised and yet so full to the brim with hatred Lololololol How did she even draw out such an absurd
weightandwarmth: I’m going to need all of this ice to get the fuck. Every time I walk outside, I picture myself falling face first and breaking all of my front teeth. I am thoroughly convinced that that’s one of the 101 absurd ways I will leave this
shitrichcollegekidssay: if i make a year, and decide to buy fancy ŭ ice cream once a month, I’m not poor because I splurged on ice cream, I was already poor to begin with. The fact that we have to justify ŭ is fucking absurd.
pitbolshevik:pitbolshevik:mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they’re also just absurdly cuteme when i fucking get you
Good lord this is fucking absurd :( one minute im perfectly happy, life is good seconds later im in a chasm of sadness wondering how i fucked up so badly its annoying and needs to stop
kokin7:percywasherelol:percywasherelol:HEY GUYS! YOU KNOW BREONNA TAYLOR??? YEAH WELL HER BOYFRIEND IS GETTING FUCKING SUED BY ONE OF HER KILLERS. LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY THAT BLACK LIVES FUCKING MATTERi’m not gonna stop fucking reblogging this until
nicotiiine: So uh, my boyfriend pointed out something today. I was aware of the absurd number of lawsuits against him, but not really of the Immunity Doctrine.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=952a6aa8270d0e6b9d5d 100% accidental that I found this because incest porn is not my thing at all but I’m fucking crying at how absurd it is the acting is actually somewhat good? It’s fucking
sniffing: theres literally a fucking hashtag going around on twitter called “ItAintRape“ which is basically a bunch of guys trying to come up with the shittiest and most absurd justifications for rape. what the fuck is this bullshit.
fandomsandfeminism:rasoir-national:anarchblr:howboutthatbreadtho::I hate these fucking cannibals so fucking muchLove that AOC became Nancy-Pelosi-In-Waiting so goddamn fast“[I]t would be absurd on our part to hold a grudge against the socialist leaders
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